Celluswritesaboutlife

“You’re responsible for the bed you made.”

“Walk in your own shoes, they’re more comfortable than trying to walk in other shoes.”

“At the end of the day family are people too.”

“Ladies, your farts stink too…”

“If it’s good enough for someone else’s daughter, it should be good enough for your daughter…”

“Fellas, there’s danger all around us.”

“The hypnotists are out there so be careful ladies”

“Despite what you were told, wants yield better results than needs.”

“Sometimes men need a break too”

“More fear is needed in today’s society.”